Hey Frogs

Hey, Frogs

by Gary Teblum

(Sung to the tune of "Hey Jude")

Hey frogs, please go away

You're a bad plague that gets not better.

Mitzrayim is suffering from this plague

If I relent, will it get better?

Hey frogs, I'm now afraid

You were put here to make us suffer

Your jumping is getting under my skin

Now I need Moshe to make it better

And all the time I feel the pain

Hey frogs, refrain

Don't infest my world and all our households

For well you know, I'd be a fool to play it cool

By keeping the Jews a little longer,

na na na na na na na na na na

Hey frogs, don't jump around

Yet when you leave, I'll get bad weather

Mitzrayim is suffering from this plague

If I relent, will it get better

So get on out and get me in

Hey frogs, you win

I'm telling Moshe to take his people

And don't you know that it's just you

Hey frogs, it's true

Your jumping around about my shoulder

na na na na na na na na --Yeah

Hey frogs, please go away

You're a bad plague that gets not better.

Mitzrayim is suffering from this plague

If I relent, will it get better better better better better?

Yeah! na na na na na na na

Hey frogs

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