A) Some of the questions people are really asking as they participate in a seder: 

1. How many more hours until we eat?

2. Why on this night do some of us traditionally eat balls of reconstituted fish parts?

3. Will G-d strike me down if I get up to go to the bathroom during the maggid?

4. Why on this night do said fish balls always have slice of carrot on top, and is it true that jelled broth is in fact the Jewish people’s most enduring contribution to humanity?

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