50 Ways to Leave Your Pharaoh
The problem is all inside your head
God said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Pharaoh
He said it's easy as throwing
Down your staff
I’m sure that Pharaoh and his
Court will get a laugh
But I'll repeat myself
Entirely on your behalf
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Pharaoh
Fifty ways to leave your Pharaoh
Just turn water to blood, Bud
Get some amphibians,Vivian
Send in some lice, Bryce
Just get yourself free
Fetch a few flies, Guy
Just make the cows sick,
Rick Hit ‘em with hail, Gail
And get yourself free
God said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways
God said to smear some blood
Above my door tonight
And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to see the light
And then He blessed me
And I realized He probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Pharaoh
Fifty ways to leave your Pharaoh
Just turn water to blood, Bud
Get some amphibians, Vivian
Send in some lice, Bryce
Just get yourself free
Keep the locusts in focus, Joseph
Navigate the dark, Mark
Cross the Red Sea, Bea
And get yourself free
Comedy Seder
- Introduction
- Songs
- Kadesh
- Urchatz
- Karpas
- Tzafun
- Yachatz
- Maggid - Beginning
- -- Four Questions
- -- Four Children
- -- Exodus Story
- -- Ten Plagues
- -- Cup #2 & Dayenu
- Rachtzah
- Motzi-Matzah
- Maror
- Koreich
- Shulchan Oreich
- Bareich
- Hallel
- Nirtzah
- Conclusion
- Commentary / Readings
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