1) Blood: unidentified stains on the T 

2) Frogs: Tinder dates who don't look like their pictures (in a bad way)

3) Bugs: people with beady eyes who try talk to you on the T

4) Wild Animals: misogynistic coworkers 

5) Pestilence: people who try to talk to you about Ebola 

6) Boils: Allergies 

7) Hail: Downpours of snow every Monday until the T shuts down 

8) Locust: Rabid fans of the Big Bang Theory 

9) Darkness: That feeling before you have your coffee in the morning. but all day. 

10) Death of the First Born: No Wifi

--Elena Jawitz 

haggadah Section: -- Ten Plagues